Squirrel Girl was busy searching for the precious toilet papers. One kind friend offered some by texting her. It was tempting, but she politely refused. She knew that the wind will disclose the whereabouts of the toilet papers. The toilet papers were more precious than diamonds. They wouldn’t fit her finger as well as the diamonds would, but they were more precious. The toilet paper would have been too huge for her fingers, but what good will the diamonds be to her now with the pandemic? Certainly she couldn’t wipe her butt with them. Squirrel Girl enjoyed the luxury of the toilet paper than rubbing her behind on the grass.

After shopping, her squirrel family were to share their meagre dinner. There were plenty of nuts to share and pasta. Her three squirrel sisters and her two brothers were to meet. They wanted to avoid the humans who were susceptible to the virus. She had to avoid her human friends for a while.

The simple meal was rather delicious. They even took a shot of brandy—it was Squirrel Girl’s favorite. Then they played poker. It was Girl’s first time, and she learned that her bluffing needed some work. She quickly lost her shirt but then she was a squirrel, so there was no harm in losing her shirt. She had lustrous brown fur. For a while, she feared that her fur would lose its luster thanks to eating poorly but they were still beautiful. Squirrel Girl was having so much fun playing poker that she borrowed more pennies from her squirrel brother to continue playing. He knew that she wouldn’t pay back, but no matter. She dreamed of visiting the casinos in the future and making a big win. Of course she would lose her shirt again, but she liked her fur better and felt that she had nothing to lose.