I am in love. With a man you ask? Not at all. I am in love with Apothic Dark wine. It is the kind of wine that can be served when an unexpected vampire or warlock comes to visit. Its sinister color will intimidate you. It is the kind of wine when serving, you should be dressed in something that says, “I am hot and bothered.” You may want to wear nothing but a black, lacy bra when sharing this wine with that tantalizing vampire or warlock. Once you take a sip of this concoction, your tongue will become excited. Surprisingly, there is no aftertaste. The texture of the wine is as the color suggests: it is velvety and luxurious. As to the flavor, it alludes of black cherries. Its taste is not overly fruity but leaves only a hint of the spices and cherries of some faraway places. Best of all, the price is right. It is astounding that something this delectable is inexpensive. So even if you are a gal on a budget, you can still afford this wine, which will surely delight your vampire-lover—if you happen to have one. The rumor is that they don’t grow on trees.

Beware, however, after a couple of sips from this wine, your vampire-lover may become enticed into taking a bite of your lovely neck and drain you of life. But then, life should be viewed as now or never. Let the wine do the work and become embraced by your vampire for your desire for him cannot wait for tomorrow. Tomorrow always comes, but let tomorrow wait. Stay in the moment, and you will feel timeless with your vampire. You will look stunning in your lacy bra as his vampire wings enfold you. Who cares about tomorrow, let the dark of night take over as the dark wine intoxicate your body and soul.